agenderdefender:

if u throw romance repulsed aros & sex repulsed aces under the bus i will fight u tbh

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The thing about the timer on my webcam is that it goes on for slightly too long.

So you’ll be trying to take a picture of your nails

and you’re waiting

and waiting

and it just doesn’t go off

and it definitely probably should have gone off by now

but maybe something has gone wrong with it

And so you check it

and then it goes off

image

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dailypotter:

Four reasons as to why house prejudices are entirely baseless and you shouldn’t follow them -

  • Hermione Granger being brightest witch of her age and still being a Gryffindor because she valued friendship and bravery more than her intellect.
  • Hermione Granger not being rash when caught by inquisitorial squad but instead coming up with a Slytherin worthy plan to not only lure Umbridge out of the castle but effectively put her in danger by taking her to Grawp.
  • Hermione Granger channeling her Hufflepuff and being loyal to Harry even when love of her live threatened to walk out on her (and eventually did)
  • Hermione Granger proving her brightest witch of her age title by keeping Harry safe from raiding death eaters, snatchers and literally every freaking person in Britain by her Ravenclaw worthy unbeatable knowledge of protective enchantments, a feat which was not achieved by even full grown wizards and aurors.

So you see, Hermione Granger was all that, and still a Gryffindor through and through. Because your abilities don’t define your house, your choices do. 

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"I don’t like when people paint their nails bright/dark colours."

Well that’s great and all but the thing is, I literally do not care.

I want to get up and get more food but my dog is using my leg as a pillow.

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koffae:

been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla

koffae:

been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla

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suzie-guru:

Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far too expensive, we’re not going to have anything left to get the food with!" And Harry starts to laugh and say "We don’t have to worry about -" and then he stops and he and Ginny look at each other. And Harry realizes that she’s grown up having to measure out all her money and decide what she can and cannot have for a certain week or month or year. And Ginny realizes that she is actually no longer obligated to worry about money ever again. 

Imagine Harry and Ginny eating dinner together and Ginny’s telling him about certain meals her mum made and teasing him about how he wolfs everything down and "Honestly Harry, you’re worse than Ron!" and Harry retorts laughingly "well old habits die hard, I had to fight Dudley for meals all the time, you at least knew you were going to eat every day!" And Ginny’s grin starts to fade and she asks "You…you didn’t get to eat everyday?" And Harry realizes what he said and he changes the subject quickly and Ginny looks at the plates in front of him and resists the urge to pile on some more potatoes. And the next day Vernon Dursley’s car is egged. 

Imagine Harry and Ginny both suffering from night terrors and PTSD and agreeing that maybe going to that therapist Hermione recommended isn’t such a bad idea, and that’s how Thursday night became Therapy Night when they go out to dinner or to the pub after each session and agree that  they need to talk to some Healers about introducing these sessions since therapy is still widely seen as muggle nonsense in the wizarding world.

And Ginny murmurs over her fire whiskey that sometimes she can still hear Tom Riddle murmuring in her ear, and Harry whispers that he dreams about running after his mother and father and Sirius and Remus as they disappear behind the Veil in the Department of Mysteries and he doesn’t know if he wakes from terror or regret about not making it through. And they go back home and hold each other closer that night and both wake up with raging hangovers. 

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skaterparadise:

pardonmewhileipanic:

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

In love w/u

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Righto let’s go cook tea.

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I’m cute.

I’m cute.