Sometimes my hair really just annoys me and I feel like shaving it all off.

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densetsu-no-stahpenisu:

quang-senpaii:

Me wen am hight

Me when I realize that I killed nearly everyone in the entire world and fused their souls into a bleeding radioactive sphere, nobody trusts me, everyone wants to use me for their own purposes or wants me dead, and the girl I tried to protect by accidentally bringing about near-apocalypse is dead, and I’ve been trying to fuck her clone, which is a clone of a clone of my dead mom whose soul is residing in the giant bio-mechanical angelic death machine that I used to kill everyone, and I just wanna go back and play gay piano with my alien boyfriend, but I missed the recital and he’s probably disappointed because I’m high.

densetsu-no-stahpenisu:

quang-senpaii:

Me wen am hight

Me when I realize that I killed nearly everyone in the entire world and fused their souls into a bleeding radioactive sphere, nobody trusts me, everyone wants to use me for their own purposes or wants me dead, and the girl I tried to protect by accidentally bringing about near-apocalypse is dead, and I’ve been trying to fuck her clone, which is a clone of a clone of my dead mom whose soul is residing in the giant bio-mechanical angelic death machine that I used to kill everyone, and I just wanna go back and play gay piano with my alien boyfriend, but I missed the recital and he’s probably disappointed because I’m high.

(Source: xekx, via theartistboy)

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theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.

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threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

(via straightdating)

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"I’m gonna write tonight!!"

Me fucking lying to myself (via biological-splicer)

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rjsalmond:

stability:

philwrir:

officialfrenchtoast:

INTENSE

ITS BACK

I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell

It’s back I’m so happy I didn’t know I needed this until now.

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

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alopexplasma:

beamkatanachronicles:

+1 YAOI WALL PIN
someone should make yaoi bingo cards seriously

okay

alopexplasma:

beamkatanachronicles:

+1 YAOI WALL PIN

someone should make yaoi bingo cards seriously

okay

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